Surprise, Surprise

Look what turns up when a news station actually does some research! Fox 5 News of New York recently discovered that one of the main investors in the Ground Zero mosque also made donations to the Holy Land Foundation, which was a front organization for Hamas. The HLF was shut down in 2001 by the FBI, and its leaders were later convicted of providing funding to terrorists. Well, that sure seems like a curious connection. Of course you clearly hate Muslims for even reading this paragraph.

Turning Red?

In the latest polling from USA Today, both Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina are leading Democratic opponents in their respective California races. This comes only two years after California voted overwhelmingly for Barack Obama and suggests that it could become a swing state in the 2012 presidential elections. If you find any good news concerning Democrats, be sure to notify the DNC. Rumors are that they pay top dollar for anything positive.

Finishing Strong

The Bureau of Labor Statistics has terrible timing. Just when President Obama and Vice-President Biden were getting ready to roll out the red carpet on their Recovery Summer Labor Day Beach Blowout, reports show that unemployment actually rose from 9.5 to 9.6 percent in August and that the economy shed 54,000 jobs. Time for another economic stimulus package!

“Journalism is Dead,” Anonymous

For those who had any doubts about the media’s deep-seated hatred of Sarah Palin, let this segment from CNN serve as a prime example. Here they give voice to Todd Purnman and his “hard-hitting” smear piece on the personal life of the former Alaskan governor which is almost entirely supported by anonymous sources. We will just have to assume that these quotes were all from Levi Johnston, since he has no problem lying about the Palins. This fiction writer should be ostracized for even hinting that his work is real journalism, and CNN should be ashamed of themselves for letting him off so easy.

Catch those Racists!

They call it the Tea Party Tracker, and it is the latest attempt from the left to label the Tea Party movement as radical and dangerous. Non-partisan organizations like the NAACP, Think Progress, New Left Media, and Media Matters have unified in a holy alliance to safeguard American from the evil flag-waving pit of haters, bigots, and racists that is the Tea Party. Only you can keep these smiling patriots from the terrorizing the nation!

Just for fun:

When Chuck Norris tells you to vote, what do you do? You vote! This is the man who was born with his beard and roundhouse-kicked the moon into orbit. He found Hidden Valley, knows Victoria’s secret, and can punch a man in the soul. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Any questions? Register to vote!